Oyungezer Gets Its First Almanac

The 2025 Oyungezer Almanak is real, printed, and already in people's hands.

For a platform that has been digital-first for years, holding a physical copy matters more than it might seem. The unboxing video arrived before we could even send a proper announcement. Pages were flipped, photos were taken, the smell of fresh print apparently triggered some feelings. That's the right reaction to a first issue.

So who has it and how does the rest get sorted?

Collector and End-Boss Patreon members already received theirs. If you fall into either of those tiers and your copy hasn't arrived yet, reach out, something went sideways and we'll fix it.

Hardcore members are a different situation. Their existing packages, the archive issues and kraft bags, were held back because they didn't feel complete enough to send. A separate offer is coming their way, and if they're in, the almanac goes in with the package.

For new members, Patreon finally added a yearly subscription option, which we've been waiting on. New End-Boss members who sign up annually will get the 2025 Almanak without delay. For other tiers, a model is coming, just not yet.

The almanac won't be sold separately or through any retailer. That's not the plan and it's not going to change. Anyone interested in future editions needs to be on Patreon first, even at the free tier, to stay in the loop when opportunities come up.

As for writers and close collaborators, their copies are safe and will get to them one way or another, whether in person or by post.

The first one is always the hardest to pull off. This one made it.